Monday, May 30, 2011

Confusedus says, "the family that works out together, grows stronger together."

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Famous last words: "Bet I can hit that fuzzy mound from here..."

Saturday, May 21, 2011

First thing I've come to realize: AT&T's network still sucks. #tweetsfromtheapocalypse

Friday, May 20, 2011

May 20th begins the greatest week of the year: birthdays, graduations, and memorial day sales.
"You won't get rid of me that quickly." --quote of the day

Monday, May 16, 2011

If at first you don't succeed, leave the fire going. It'll burn out on its own.
I would rather be fat and happy than skinny and angry. Not 3000-lb. man fat, but chubby.

Monday, May 9, 2011

Looking at a bottle of shampoo... i guarantee 80% of these ingredients aren't even on the periodic table.