Confusedus says, "the family that works out together, grows stronger together."

Famous last words: "Bet I can hit that fuzzy mound from here..."

First thing I've come to realize: AT&T's network still sucks. #tweetsfromtheapocalypse

May 20th begins the greatest week of the year: birthdays, graduations, and memorial day sales.

"You won't get rid of me that quickly." --quote of the day

If at first you don't succeed, leave the fire going. It'll burn out on its own.

I would rather be fat and happy than skinny and angry. Not 3000-lb. man fat, but chubby.

Looking at a bottle of shampoo... i guarantee 80% of these ingredients aren't even on the periodic table.