Saturday, October 29, 2011

"Confusedus, how did you become so well-rounded?" "My mother's cooking."

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Uh oh. I just compared Herman Cain to Hitler. Will I get fired from ESPN now?
Nine! Nine! Nine! "oh yes yes yes." - Herman Cain

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Also, dear Kohl's, I refuse to take fashion advice from someone who dances on Fiats for a living. Sincerely, JLo is not in.
If you can build a car with 125 years of experience, can you at least build one to last that long?

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Face it. Bella and Edward were made for each other. They're both terrible actors. Sharkboy, on the other hand, was a sorta watchable movie.