Tuesday, November 29, 2011
What do you get at a Buddha look-alike gathering? Conventional wisdom.
Monday, November 28, 2011
After surveying various female types, I've come to the conclusion that, for a caucasian male, I'm actually quite fly.
Saturday, November 26, 2011
Jeopardy = Semi-Pro Quiz Bowl/Scholars Bowl. Maybe that's why I dominate.
Thursday, November 24, 2011
New idea: Where's Waldo Black Friday edition. Anyone game?
Beanie = toboggan = skull cap = overweight or really tall yarmulke.
It's amazing how well of a disguise a beanie is in a crowd.
Don't scare Lebron James away, especially in the 4th quarter. He'll become a running cho--I mean joke.
If your pet's name is prefixed with Mr. or Mrs, you may be too attached. Especially if it it's a cat or small dog.
Zurg is mentioned well before Buzz is. #strangeobservations
What do you call a terrible actor who competes in marathons? a running joke.
What do you call a clown being chased by dogs? a running joke.
What do you call a comedian wanted by the police? a running joke.
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Build a massive creation out of plastic bricks wherever you go. Always leave a Lego sea.
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