Monday, January 30, 2012

The Chosen One is never one of our choosing.

Saturday, January 28, 2012

So Storage Wars is not fake. They don't plant items, they just edit out the boring lockers. So, it's fake.
Scared to tell wes, mom, and dad that they plant objects on Storage Wars. It'd be like telling them their psychic is fake.
Whenever I see someone type "got dam" I say which one?
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the sign of an empty desk?
Anonymity is no excuse for stupidity.

Sunday, January 22, 2012

What causes me to think, makes me stronger. Should something not kill me, I'm pretty stinkin' lucky.

Saturday, January 14, 2012

The Long-Snapper is the Anaestheiologist of football.

Thursday, January 12, 2012

I've come to the conclusion that I have Einstein hair.

Sunday, January 8, 2012

The thing about "the truth will set you free" is that it's a painful process. The truth hurts.
Do to others as you would have them do to you. Do it to them INSTEAD of yourself.
Exploitation is the most sinful act you can commit; it is the complete opposite of the second greatest commandment.

Saturday, January 7, 2012

Sea level is a measure of height, not a measure of water level.

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Chivalry isn't dead. I was able to put it on life support.