May 20th begins the greatest week of the year: birthdays, graduations, and memorial day sales.

"You won't get rid of me that quickly." --quote of the day

If at first you don't succeed, leave the fire going. It'll burn out on its own.

I would rather be fat and happy than skinny and angry. Not 3000-lb. man fat, but chubby.

Looking at a bottle of shampoo... i guarantee 80% of these ingredients aren't even on the periodic table.

If the mist becomes whatever thought you're afraid of, why not think "I'm afraid of ducks?" or "the color yellow?" -Confusedus on Narnia

You can't be what you aren't already. -Confusedus