Confusedus says "if ignorance was bliss, no one would be unhappy."

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma... "carton of milk falls over and spills out."

Bass sweater vest: $58
After discounts: $20
Knowing you got what you paid for: priceless

a wise man once said, "ain't no rest for the wicked, money don't grow on trees."

nothing is what it appears to be. what looks like ketchup could be hot sauce. unless it specifically says ketchup.

If nothing else works out for me, you can bet i will be one of two things- anaesthesiologist or country singer.

Confusedus says, "It's hard to eat humble pie, especially when your words are cooked in."