I'm thinking... death by chocolate wouldn't be such a bad way to go out.

Gimme 2 minutes with a Machete, and I can fix anything.

Kidney stone, Lord Voldemort... they all pass at some point. -Confusedus

Confusedus says, "the family that works out together, grows stronger together."

Famous last words: "Bet I can hit that fuzzy mound from here..."

First thing I've come to realize: AT&T's network still sucks. #tweetsfromtheapocalypse

May 20th begins the greatest week of the year: birthdays, graduations, and memorial day sales.