If nothing else works out for me, you can bet i will be one of two things- anaesthesiologist or country singer.

Confusedus says, "It's hard to eat humble pie, especially when your words are cooked in."

Confusedus says that while ginger ale and chocolate chip cookies are good, not all things are better when mixed with other good things.

Nothing stirs the soul like a gaither homecoming infomercial.

Confusedus says: a tooth for a tooth and we'd make the whole world unable to eat. What would we do with all the cookies?

Confusedus says: practice doesnt make you Slash. Slash makes you practice. Thank you Logan!

Confusedus Says

nothing says "relationship" like "family cruise".

Confusedus says: luck is a losers excuse for a winners position. Thank you Wesley.

Confusedus says ignorance is bliss. I dont know what that means, but i dont care.

When one pretends to be something, it is best to be half that. Tired, drunk, elfish, canadian...

Whatever you want into the phone. Oh...

Confusedus Says...

never judge a movie by its preview, unless it looks horrible then too. Then, judge away.

Confusedus Says...

Never leave your flying DeLorean time machine parked, unattended, in a no-landing zone. It will get stolen and the world will change.

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Dignity is only reserved for the mature.

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never say never. There's always a chance.