Three words that say it all:
There's this girl.

I want to be able to walk to some part of the world I've never been to, point to something, anything, and be able to say "I did that."

I'm kinda jealous of doomsday preppers. They have more fervor, more zeal, than many Christians. Including myself.

Rarely do men call upon God but in their time of need.

Happy April, Fools!
Happy April Fools!
Punctuation matters.