Sunday, September 25, 2011
Confusedus is Mr. Miagi's cousin and the Most Interesting Man in the World's college roommate.
Saturday, September 24, 2011
It's gotta be a great conversation when you can honestly use "I'm Batman" as a comeback.
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Nobody actually tweets about using the restroom. doing the laundry is in now.
Sunday, September 18, 2011
Cant live for the past or the not here yet. Can't plan forever or forget to plan. Live now with next in your sights and gone on your mind.
Sunday, September 11, 2011
You should probably stop at stop signs if you drive a smart fortwo. #smh
Saturday, September 10, 2011
Flattery may get you nowhere, but a doctorate in psychology can get you anywhere.
Monday, September 5, 2011
Deep question: why are there two british judges on AMERICA's got talent? -wesley.
Sunday, September 4, 2011
Confusedus is smarter than i thought. Hydrophobia is rabies. Not aquaphobia. Just don't tell him I said that.
Told Confusedus "whatever floats your boat" once. Proceeded to recieve a lecture on aquaphobia. I hope he realizes that's a name for rabies.
Saturday, September 3, 2011
Neither a lender nor a borrower be. Always pay cash up front. -Confusedus
Friday, September 2, 2011
Dont sweat petty things... or pet sweaty things. -Woody Paige.
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