Sunday, September 25, 2011

Confusedus is Mr. Miagi's cousin and the Most Interesting Man in the World's college roommate.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Magnets stick better than velcro.
It's gotta be a great conversation when you can honestly use "I'm Batman" as a comeback.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Nobody actually tweets about using the restroom. doing the laundry is in now.

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Cant live for the past or the not here yet. Can't plan forever or forget to plan. Live now with next in your sights and gone on your mind.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

You should probably stop at stop signs if you drive a smart fortwo. #smh

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Flattery may get you nowhere, but a doctorate in psychology can get you anywhere.

Monday, September 5, 2011

And isn't Howie Mandel Canadian?
Deep question: why are there two british judges on AMERICA's got talent? -wesley.

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Confusedus is smarter than i thought. Hydrophobia is rabies. Not aquaphobia. Just don't tell him I said that.
Told Confusedus "whatever floats your boat" once. Proceeded to recieve a lecture on aquaphobia. I hope he realizes that's a name for rabies.

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Neither a lender nor a borrower be. Always pay cash up front. -Confusedus

Friday, September 2, 2011

Dont sweat petty things... or pet sweaty things. -Woody Paige.