Friday, March 30, 2012

I like you so much I want you to find out what seagrass smells like.

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Blame it on the al-al-allocated lack of relaxation. Get it? Because I didn't get much sleep? Yeah...

Monday, March 19, 2012

Ok. the blind black guy with perfect white teeth needs to practice better oral hygiene. #hmm...
A picture = 1000 words. 60 seconds/minutes and minutes/hour. 120 minute film = 432 million words. take that, The Artist.

Sunday, March 18, 2012

Women: "moral support." = men: "wingmen." True story.

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Quote of the Day: The thing is, I'm trying to stretch four fantastic names into this without you seeing it. Uhh... Flame on!

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Risk must really mean $14.95 plus shipping and handling. So, yeah. I'll take a risk. and a nickel.

Saturday, March 10, 2012

"We'll see" is the polite way of saying "Not gonna happen if I can help it." -Confusedus
Is there an insurance discount for being an IIHS top safety pick? How about J.D. Power and Associates'? Otherwise, what's the point?

Friday, March 9, 2012

I think Confusedus just burned me... sorta.
Confusedus says, "Act your age, not your IQ. Oh wait. Never mind, your age is higher."