Confusedus says: "Getting old is gradually losing four things. First sight, then hearing, memory, and... I... can't recall the last one."

If i'm not Abel to do something, does that mean I Cain do it?

Now, smart man who caught the landing gear, how are ya gonna get it out of your truck bed?

If actions speak louder than words, why is the pen mightier than the sword? The written word conquers all.

The process of maturity is most simply defined as learning to keep your mouth shut and your sleeves uprolled.