When one pretends to be something, it is best to be half that. Tired, drunk, elfish, canadian...

Whatever you want into the phone. Oh...

Confusedus Says...

never judge a movie by its preview, unless it looks horrible then too. Then, judge away.

Confusedus Says...

Never leave your flying DeLorean time machine parked, unattended, in a no-landing zone. It will get stolen and the world will change.

Confusedus Says...

Dignity is only reserved for the mature.

Confusedus Says...

never say never. There's always a chance.