Monday, July 30, 2012

Married couples have a 50% divorce rate. Unmarried couples have a 0% divorce rate. -Confusedus

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Wigger is the term for white people who try (and fail) to be ghetto. Swag is the term for boys who try to be men.
-Confusedus's only comment on swag.

Monday, July 16, 2012

Whenever I hear complaining, I hear "lower your standards."

Monday, July 2, 2012

Forget men. A good pen is hard to find.