I'm so ADD, my stream-of-consciousness autobiography reads like a thesaurus.

Another day... another cheescake. bit.ly/Confusedus

Confusedus says "if ignorance was bliss, no one would be unhappy."

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma... "carton of milk falls over and spills out."

Bass sweater vest: $58
After discounts: $20
Knowing you got what you paid for: priceless

a wise man once said, "ain't no rest for the wicked, money don't grow on trees."

nothing is what it appears to be. what looks like ketchup could be hot sauce. unless it specifically says ketchup.