If the mist becomes whatever thought you're afraid of, why not think "I'm afraid of ducks?" or "the color yellow?" -Confusedus on Narnia

You can't be what you aren't already. -Confusedus

92.3% of all statistics are made up. the other 8.7 are completely wrong.

I'm so ADD, my stream-of-consciousness autobiography reads like a thesaurus.

Another day... another cheescake. bit.ly/Confusedus

Confusedus says "if ignorance was bliss, no one would be unhappy."

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma... "carton of milk falls over and spills out."