I would rather be fat and happy than skinny and angry. Not 3000-lb. man fat, but chubby.

Looking at a bottle of shampoo... i guarantee 80% of these ingredients aren't even on the periodic table.

If the mist becomes whatever thought you're afraid of, why not think "I'm afraid of ducks?" or "the color yellow?" -Confusedus on Narnia

You can't be what you aren't already. -Confusedus

92.3% of all statistics are made up. the other 8.7 are completely wrong.

I'm so ADD, my stream-of-consciousness autobiography reads like a thesaurus.

Another day... another cheescake. bit.ly/Confusedus