Confusedus says that while ginger ale and chocolate chip cookies are good, not all things are better when mixed with other good things.

Nothing stirs the soul like a gaither homecoming infomercial.

Confusedus says: a tooth for a tooth and we'd make the whole world unable to eat. What would we do with all the cookies?

Confusedus says: practice doesnt make you Slash. Slash makes you practice. Thank you Logan!

Confusedus Says

nothing says "relationship" like "family cruise".

Confusedus says: luck is a losers excuse for a winners position. Thank you Wesley.

Confusedus says ignorance is bliss. I dont know what that means, but i dont care.