nothing is what it appears to be. what looks like ketchup could be hot sauce. unless it specifically says ketchup.

If nothing else works out for me, you can bet i will be one of two things- anaesthesiologist or country singer.

Confusedus says, "It's hard to eat humble pie, especially when your words are cooked in."

Confusedus says that while ginger ale and chocolate chip cookies are good, not all things are better when mixed with other good things.

Nothing stirs the soul like a gaither homecoming infomercial.

Confusedus says: a tooth for a tooth and we'd make the whole world unable to eat. What would we do with all the cookies?

Confusedus says: practice doesnt make you Slash. Slash makes you practice. Thank you Logan!