The Chosen One is never one of our choosing.

So Storage Wars is not fake. They don't plant items, they just edit out the boring lockers. So, it's fake.

Scared to tell wes, mom, and dad that they plant objects on Storage Wars. It'd be like telling them their psychic is fake.

Whenever I see someone type "got dam" I say which one?

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the sign of an empty desk?

Anonymity is no excuse for stupidity.

What causes me to think, makes me stronger. Should something not kill me, I'm pretty stinkin' lucky.