Married couples have a 50% divorce rate. Unmarried couples have a 0% divorce rate. -Confusedus

Wigger is the term for white people who try (and fail) to be ghetto. Swag is the term for boys who try to be men.
-Confusedus's only comment on swag.

Whenever I hear complaining, I hear "lower your standards."

Forget men. A good pen is hard to find.

What's the name for when you can't remember specific words?

Confusedus while watching The Vow: "Mother Nature must hate Channing Tater(Tatum) characters."

I'm not crazy.
Only crazy people say this.